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Just Let It All In

I experienced a whole new way of thinking at the end of yoga class yesterday.

I’d spent the past several days mulling over how I wanted to approach writing about continuing toddler-inspired sleep interruptions; guilty, crying morning-afters; plummeting four-season temperatures; and that frustrating in-between period where the choice between too-big maternity clothes and too-small normal person clothes reawakens all my body image issues, only now in a surround-sound, super-sized version.

The possibilities for enlightening lessons were plentiful.  If nothing else, I reasoned, my struggles with winter, approaching-two-years-old, and pregnancy would be fodder for many a YogaMamaMe essay.  I could offer endless pearls of wisdom about surrender and letting go of the myth of control and listening to your heart instead of your head.

And then, as Baby Lamar and I settled into savasana for our final relaxation, my teacher invited us to not only let it go, but to let it in.

This was a stunning concept to me, the last thing I wanted to do.  I had made my way to class huddled deep in my beloved new winter coat, the faux-fur-lined hood pulled low over my eyes as if to mimic the direction in which my spirits plummet when cold weather approaches.  In the last couple of years before I retreated from St. Louis to southern California — largely inspired by a Christmas day landing at LAX when I emerged from a frigid and snowy St. Louis morning into perfect 80-degree weather — I greeted with cries of despair the slightest bite in the autumn air, the brilliance of the changing leaves, and even the chance to wear a scarf casually draped around my neck (a style I love to curl into but one which makes you feel a bit silly when walking the streets of L.A. in flip flops).  I dreaded those nights when I would wander through my house wrapped in a duvet avoiding the kitchen despite gnawing hunger pains because it was the coldest room in the house — and that was saying a lot.  I cringed at how easily I would be reduced from a strong, independent woman who could steam the wallpaper off her own walls to a helpless little girlie who felt no shame in asking a visiting guy friend to take her trash cans to the curb on his way out on a particularly wintry afternoon.

The road from more recent California winter afternoons so mild I recall walking seven miles in a skirt and bare legs the December day I went into labor with Jake to persuading me I could survive The Rest of My Life back in winter was not an easily negotiated one.  Mike promised me an air tight home where we gave no consideration to utility bills or the environment once the thermometer dipped below 50 degrees.  He reminded me of how during our St. Louis courtship he gladly shoveled my walkway, scraped my windshield, and started my car for me in the mornings, and promised such chivalry was not dead.  I considered the fact that our current car even has seat warmers, blessed, best-invention-ever, aptly named seat warmers.  He regaled me with images of Jake going sledding, building a snow man, having snowball fights — all the things of which my warm childhood had deprived me.

Perhaps this was the clincher:  the memory of when I was 26 years old and living in D.C. when snow shut the whole city down for the better part of a week.  I was walking by a group of people lined up to sled down a perfect hill near my apartment.  They carried flattened cardboard boxes, cafeteria trays, cheap plastic sleds I could easily have purchased nearby and which someone no doubt would have loaned me had I asked.  But I didn’t ask.  I was afraid to.  Because, tempting as those whoops of childlike joy were, unexpected as this sense of urban community was, I hadn’t the slightest idea of how to sled and was convinced I would crack my head open running into a tree because no one would think to show me how to steer.

So, upon Mike’s suggestion, and after careful consultation of charts on weatherchannel.com, I proclaimed Asheville mild enough for me to winter there.  At least until Mike and I become rich and famous and can spend whole winters in our second home near Santa Barbara.

There is, however, as we often forget until it’s too late, a big difference between imagining what 18-degree winter nights in a poorly insulated house feel like and actually feeling what they feel like.

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Zzzzz, or Do I Wake Myself Up or Honor My Exhaustion?

I do not deal well with exhaustion.

I feel demoralized, lazy, like I am squandering opportunities, watching the economy sweep the can-I-get-published? bus off the road and into the deep muck of a future in which Mike and I are — we know — crazy to imagine raising our children on freelancing and, even worse, journalism.

Mostly, though, exhaustion makes me crazy.  Lying in bed in the middle of the night sobbing about my life gone wrong crazy.

Here’s the formula for a good dose of Losing Your Mind:  start with a pregnancy that somehow doesn’t seem like an adequate excuse to, you know, feel tired sometimes.  Add a toddler who, for reasons unknown, has suddenly shifted from champion sleep habits (for a 22-month-old) to a rash of 2 a.m. screams for parental affection.  And, for good measure, toss in the fact that you never quite managed to get your act together to have storm windows installed last winter and are well on track for another several months wandering through the upstairs wrapped in a down duvet and avoiding blasts of arctic wind coming from the baby’s room.

That last bit requires some explanation.  But, first, the background.

When Jake began yelling for me in the middle of Sunday night — Night One of our latest round of sleep struggles — I approached him with my usual strict and unsympathetic words.  Phrases like, “It’s the middle of the night!”  “Mommy’s tired!” and “Tell me what’s wrong!” produced little but a more stubborn gripping of the side rail on his crib and that heartbreaking attempt to glom onto me when I felt my job was to refuse such glomming lest it be seen as a reward for unacceptable behavior.  My background in parenting, you must understand, stems from dog training, where such simple one-to-one ratios are generally accurate and effective.

Instead, I spent the next hour or two in my bed with a pillow wedged between me and my flailing and unhappy boy, waiting for him to fall asleep so I could plop him back in his crib and pray for him to sleep until 9.  My prayers, incidentally, went unanswered.

Night Two, I pitted my own obstinance against his.  “I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what’s wrong,” I said sternly to his addled, sleepy face.  “Use your words.”

He refused to speak, probably because he didn’t have many words in his half-asleep state.

Stubbornly, I refused to hold him.  I sat on the floor in my tank top and underwear, certain I could wait him out.

“Does something hurt?” I asked periodically, more to keep myself awake than out of any sense that I would receive a meaningful answer.  “Did something scare you?”

How, I still wonder, do I expect a 22-month-old to understand the concept of “nightmare”?  I imagine him trying, with his impressive yet still limited vocabulary, to explain to me what exactly is wrong when it has vanished into the darkness of his familiar room.  Can I blame him for giving up and instead seeking a warm, safe hug?

Yes, if it’s 2:00 in the morning and my son has won the battle of the wills, I certainly can.

After 20 minutes or so, I picked up him up by his armpits, holding him away from me as if he were one of the stinky diapers that had, these past few days, been causing a nasty rash that just might have been the culprit for this episode, and dumped him none too gently on the bed.

Not surprisingly, he wailed.

“Go To Sleep,” I commanded, turning my back on him.

Sadly, he tried.  There is a certain distressing irony in the fact that my son’s strong desire to follow instructions is far more upsetting to me than if he were to ignore me and continue to try to scale the pillow barrier to burrow against me.  Frankly, I’d rather lose the fight and have my son sleeping in my bed until he’s 16 years old than have to listen again to the whimper and frantic thumb-sucking that accompany the near-silence when I hiss at him to Go To Sleep.

And this sorrow, perhaps — this desire to fix the problem so I can sleep through the night and no longer feel exhausted and not take my exhaustion out on a not-yet-two-year-old who is probably awakening because of dreams of his mother abandoning him and is met upon his screams of sadness with further, real-life abandonment — is what led me down a deep, dark, crazy, I-want-my-old-single-life-when-my-biggest-responsibility-was-my-dog-back tunnel of depression.

You know just what I’m talking about, don’t you?

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The World Has Shifted

My baby will be born in a world where an African American man is President.

My twenty-two-month-old son will grow up knowing nothing but a President who is black and a Governor who is a woman.

Overnight, everything has shifted.

My children live in a much better world than the one I grew up in.

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“Read My Lips . . .” Oh, Wait, You’re Still Learning to Talk

There are few things worse than having “The Heart of Rock and Roll” stuck in your head at two o’clock in the morning.

Except possibly having this catchy ’80’s ditty replay itself over and over as your child reaches out across the pillow you have erected as a barrier between your bodies because you refuse to cuddle him as he has been repeatedly requesting for the past hour.

It’s the same old story I’ve told before.  All seems to be going smoothly with Jake’s ability to sleep through the night in his own bed.  Then we go away somewhere — in this case my sister-in-law’s house in West Virginia — and he gets to sleep with us — in this case on a twin futon pushed up against our queen futon, so I could reach over with a reassuring hand every time he cried out in his sleep.  His first night at home he sleeps right through and I think all is well.  And then.

The crying at one a.m..

When it started, I stumbled to his crib and he grabbed at me in that way that precipitates the full-body cuddle of a half-asleep boy that I love, love, love.  Except that I don’t love it quite as much when I know it will make it impossible for me to ever put him back in his crib.  Or when I have been roused from my own much-needed sleep to stand, shivering, in his room, squinting into the darkness.

“Does something hurt?” I asked him gently as I rubbed his back but kept his feet firmly on the crib mattress.

These are the new rules.  If something hurts — impending incisors cutting their way through tender gums, tummy churning from the rice with black beans on which he chowed so happily at dinner, an aching ear or head or feverish limbs — I pull him to me and sleep next to him all night, happy to provide succor when there is a good reason for it.  But if the middle-of-the-night demand is triggered only by the natural (but less than ideal) desire to displace Mike and sleep in bed with me, I must put my foot down.

It’s a tough call, but one with which I felt comfortable.  Until last night, when his only response to my queries, my desperate calls for him to tell me something, anything, was wrong so I could carry him back to bed and go to sleep without worrying about instilling any habits I will regret tomorrow night, was, “Come up.”

Apparently, all that was wrong was that he wanted me to hold him.

Which, in the light of day, seems like a worthy reason to ask to be held.  But, bladder bursting and feet bare on cold hardwood floors at one o’clock in the morning, this is not a request that merits my sympathy.  Instead, it elicited a quick and unsympathetic ride to the bathroom, where I plopped him on the floor wailing while I tended to my own needs and then a similar ride to and plop on the bed just abandoned by Mike.  Followed by the whimpering and cries of, “Mommy!” and attempts to breach the pillow barrier between us (designed to show that I had no choice but to put him in my bed but would not make it the pleasant experience for which he was hoping).

As I stuck to my non-cuddling guns — because you really can’t change your program in the middle of the night — and listened to the unwelcome refrains of Huey Lewis and the News, I had an unsettling thought.

What if something really was wrong — a bad dream or indigestion that didn’t register on his literal-minded scale of “Does something hurt?” or being too hot or too cold — that he couldn’t articulate?  I imagined him several years hence crying out from the full-sized bed I will wisely buy him so I can lie next to him and comfort him as he recounts his nightmare about the gorilla living in our laundry basket that pushes me out of the car and drives away.  (This is an especially vivid one that remains from my own childhood.  Believe me, it’s scary at the time.)

Why, I thought uneasily, will Jake get more sympathy precisely when he is more able to explain what it is he needs from me?

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Maternity Pants, Fatigue, and Never Look at Your Butt in Your Sister-in-Law’s Guest Room Mirror

Fatigue.

I’m not talking tired or exhausted or however I generally feel after carrying Jake up the stairs for the fifteenth time at the end of the day.  I am talking about bone-crushing, crying-because-I’m-so-tired, unable-to-think fatigue.  Have-your-thyroid-level-checked fatigue.

It is, perhaps, no coincidence that it hit me after an afternoon spent at a three-year-old’s birthday party last Sunday.

The party, actually, was exactly what I needed.  It was one of those beautiful fall days when the sun is so warm and the air so still that you turn your face to the sun and forget to wear sunblock.  Jake was ecstatic chasing around his three-year-old friend, I was nearly as pleased hanging out with her parents and other adults, and Jake’s surprise rendition of “Happy Birthday to You” all the way home was — appropriately enough — the icing on the cake.

The only speck on the surface of this idyllic Sunday afternoon, the ugly undercurrent I pretended to ignore, was this:  I was wearing maternity jeans.

I must interject here to point out that I put on those same jeans this morning and confirmed that they are, in fact, still so big on me that they slide down so that the ugly stretchy part at the top peeks out from under my shirt.  I am unable to explain why this fact thrills me when the alternative is to cling to my old army pants that I wore twice a week to breastfeeding clinic two years ago because they were the perfect postpartum size and that now sport a couple of holes near the waistband that I pray are not a sign that my only comfortable pants will shred into pieces after another wash or two.

But I’m being honest here.  And honesty dictates that, sadly, it is a point of pride with me to dig through my closet looking for the old, the too big, the stretched out clothes that still fit me so I can proudly proclaim I am not wearing maternity clothes.  Just looking sloppy and thick and why was it again that I don’t want to look pregnant instead of just fat?

But last Sunday I was feeling Mature.  I had experienced a few round ligament pains that literally took my breath away.  They felt sort of like a big, huge rubber band snapping somewhere in the vicinity of my uterus.  Which is an especially disconcerting feeling when you find yourself with a reason to think about your uterus and its location inside your body.

So I pulled a long shirt over the stretchy blue tummy thing and fancied myself camouflaged, my secret safe.

Until I met the other party guest who was just two weeks ahead of me in her pregnancy.

“It’s my first day in maternity clothes too,” she confided.

I assured her that she looked great.  Not just because I wanted her to tell me the same thing (she didn’t), but because I know how nice it is to have someone say such a thing to you when you are pregnant and because it was true.  In point of fact, she looked pretty much like I did.

But then we got into the fatigue thing.  “I’m a lot more tired this time,” she allowed without any prompting from me.  “But it’s because I’m thirty-nine.”

At this moment, I didn’t like her quite as much as I had been thinking I did.

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Travels with Toddler (Low Country Edition)

“Elmo!” Jake crowed the second he saw the portable DVD player set up in the back seat of the car.  Plainly, he was ready for a driving trip, as long as we had Elmo’s Big Outdoors at the ready.

As was I.  After a year of living in the mountains, I was craving some beach time the way the work-at-home mommy me sometimes still craves a particularly stylin’ and youthful outfit I spot on t.v. (because I don’t go out anywhere that I might see stylish outfits on an actual person).  I know I will live if I don’t make it to the beach (or wear that outfit), but my soul cries out that I am slowly crushing it into a dessicated shell of its former self by not fulfilling this aching need.  The former self that presumably lived on the beach and wore great clothes, though I can’t recall any time in my life when I did either with any consistency.

But with the warm days waning, I grabbed my last chance for a lovely long weekend beach idyll with a trip to Hotwire and a score on a great deal at what was advertised as a four-star Marriott in Hilton Head.

That four-star rating was seriously called into question late Friday night when we arrived after a five-hour drive and I carried a pajama-clad, groggy Jake to our room only to find the door propped open.

I shrugged and entered anyhow, shivering a little at the deserted feel of a corner of the ninth floor at midnight.

Then I turned to shut the door and, hmm, it didn’t close.  Didn’t even fit in the doorjamb, in fact.  I am not sure how this can happen to a hotel room door without anyone noticing, but the nice thing about a hotel — or any other building you don’t own, for that matter — is that you don’t have to care.  It’s someone else’s problem.

“Would you like us to send someone up to fix it?” the pleasant-enough clerk asked, when I finally made my way to the front of a rowdy line of hotel guests with other issues to take up at Reception.

“No,” I said somewhat less pleasantly.  “I would like you to give me a room with a door that closes and send someone to fix the other one when I’m not in it.”

We ended up in a lovely room with a working door on the fifth floor.  We didn’t expect a beach view at Hotwire rates, so we were quite happy with our little balcony overlooking the parking lot.  Even though the view that morning — all weekend, in fact — was of clouds and rain.

What had happened to my weekend of soaking up beach, beach, beach?  The ghostly spectre of the Me waiting to stretch out on the lounge chair with a lot of sunshine and a good book hovered in the background, howling with disappointment.

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Yom Kippur, Spirituality, and a Pair of Black Chuck Taylor Low-Tops

It occurred to me, as Jake ate his lunch at Green Sage today, that having your child drop pieces of pork sausage in your lap may not be the most appropriate way to honor Yom Kippur.

Normally, I would spend this day fasting, meditating, reflecting.  Not, I must explain, in any kind of religious service.  I tried it once and it didn’t bring to me the same meaning that I took from the holiday — searching for ways to be a better person, to avoid repeating any mistakes I may have made over the past year, and to remind myself of the things that are important in life.  Instead, I have started spending the day alone, at home, writing and thinking and just being.

But pregnancy interferes with fasting and a toddler off from preschool for the day interferes with meditation and reflection.  I did, Mike reminded me this morning, have both the option and the excuse to bring Jake to the house of one of his teachers instead of watching him myself.  He visited her last week when school was closed for Rosh Hashanah and had an awesome time, or so he tells me.

But somehow, today, even though I couldn’t have my usual Yom Kippur of introspection and calm, it didn’t seem right to have someone else care for Jake.

And so, uncertain of why I wasn’t taking the easy way out by sending him to someone else’s house for the day, grumpy that his nighttime cough had triumphed over my attempts to get him out of my bed and back into his last night, I resolved to find fun, meaningful things to do with my child.

Like, first on the agenda, going to the kids’ gym downtown that we have heard about but never before visited.

We arrived 15 minutes into the one-hour session for Jake’s age group, greatly delayed by my inability to find any clothes that fit my not-my-usual-size-but-not-maternity-clothes-sized body.  Worse than having to wear pants that are two sizes too big (and therefore add extra room where I don’t need it), however, was choosing the shoes to match.

You’d think it would be a simple matter, pulling on a pair of shoes.  But once the days of flip flops pass, I find myself stymied.  Tennis shoes or clogs?  Socks or bare feet?  What on earth matches too-big black jeans with skinny legs?

Not, I concluded, the shoes I was wearing when Jake and I dashed into the gym at 10:15.

Happily, we had to remove our shoes when we got there, so I could concentrate instead on those first moments of utter terror Jake experienced.  He clung to my arm as if molded there by plaster of paris before I could coax him to take a walk, hand in mine.  Slowly, he ventured onto the trampoline sunken into the floor.  And declared that he liked it very much.

This declaration consisted of saying, “Dat, dat,” until I identified this wonderful new phenomenon as, “Trampoline.”

“Trampoline,” he said approvingly before running across it again.

Forty minutes later, when the session ended, Jake was quite loathe to leave the gym, and probably my promise that he was going shoe shopping with me didn’t help much.  But I was back in my hated, ill-matching shoes, and I have long harbored an interest in owning a pair of black Chuck Taylor low-tops.  I never quite thought I could pull it off, but today, when I should have been reflecting on the important things in life, all I came up with were those Chuck Taylors.

Off we headed, to Discount Shoes, the only place in town I knew I could count on finding them.  Miraculously — or perhaps portentously — we went directly to the correct aisle.  Jake picked up a hot pink pair for me, but I told him only black would do.  I searched for my size.  And searched. And searched.

How could there be no size 7 1/2 black Chuck Taylor low-tops?!  Was there a god somewhere trying to tell me something?

Jake and I ran (in his case) and strode (in mine) the aisles looking for a suitable substitute.  But I’ve waited years for this moment.  Nothing else would do.

So we returned to the Chucks.  Maybe they ran big, I thought, without much hope.  I tried on a pair half a size smaller than I normally wear.  And — angels singing and clouds parting — they fit perfectly.

Certain that buying shoes on Yom Kippur was just the right thing to do after all, I scooped them and Jake up and ran to the check out.

Whereupon I was informed that they don’t take American Express.

Like a thwarted consumer in a bad commercial, I sadly informed the cashier that I am between Visa cards — my last one having slipped out of my pocket and onto the street last Monday, where it was picked up by a kind soul who called the bank and left a number where I could reach him.  But, as much goodness as there is in the world, can you really with total security not change your account when a stranger has been holding onto your card for more than enough time to, oh, jot down the number?

Hence, I have no Visa for a few days, and no black Chuck Taylor low-tops.

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Let the Comparisons Begin, or How Much Control Do I Really Have?

We had our anatomy-screen ultrasound last week, and, inevitably, the comparisons began.

“This is an active one,” the technician commented, as she tried, unsuccessfully, to snap a picture of the wiggling baby’s heart before it shifted out of view again.

I told her about the time Jake wouldn’t wake up for his ultrasound.  And about how everyone in my breastfeeding group used to refer to him as “Zen Jake” because of his propensity for staring wide-eyed at the screaming infants around him as he calmly digested his meals.

“Well, this one sure is going to be different,” the tech promised.

It’s true, of course.  This baby is going to be different from Jake, a fact that I simultaneously accept with ease and can not for the life of me imagine.  How is it possible to think of having a baby who isn’t just like Jake was?  He’s my only reference point.

Still, I looked hopefully at the baby’s yoga-fied position — head down, butt in the air, legs stretched overhead so as to gain some purchase by pressing its feet against a convenient fold in my uterus — a lovely halasana (plow pose), really.  Surely, I prayed, if this one was already displaying such a love of yoga, it would be Zen-like as well.  After all, it was all that yoga I practiced while I was pregnant that did it for Jake, wasn’t it?

Which, ultimately, was really the focal point of my thoughts:  What did I do to make Jake so wonderful?  Am I doing the same things for this baby?  And, by the way, aren’t there a few things I might want to do differently?

Take, for example, the other evening, when I glanced down from chopping tomatoes in the kitchen to find Jake quietly working at poking a second hole in the valve to one of his sippy cups.  With a paring knife.

Not a good Mommy moment.

Or just yesterday, as we drove home from his friend’s birthday party and I noticed a special urgency to his “All done!” offering of the apple juice.  I glanced back to find him leaning way too far forward, cup outstretched in stiff little arms, and realized, to my horror, that I had neglected to buckle him into his car seat.

This is not the first time I have managed to forget about the buckling-in part.  When Jake was four months old, I drove him all the way home from the pediatrician’s office unbuckled; when we arrived, unbelievably unscathed, he was lurching sideways with a look of deep puzzlement on his face.  I swore that it would never happen again.  But,see, it did.

And so the real comparisons arise.  Will I continue to do so much wrong?  And will I be a good enough mother to get so much right the second time?

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Shouldn’t My Sick Child Be Crying for His Mommy?

Mike and I had one of those glorious Asheville Saturdays yesterday.  We took Jake to Plow Day at Warren Wilson College, a small school just outside of town with — as the Plow Day moniker would suggest — a working farm.

Yes, one year of living here, and I consider Plow Day at Warren Wilson College the height of family-friendly entertainment.  And I say that with an honest lack of snarkiness or sarcasm.

Clearing still-late-summer skies greeted us as we hiked past the chickens living as chickens ought to, with a spacious hen-house equipped with easy access to a grub-filled yard and a positively stunning rooster, resplendent in his glinting green tail feathers and magnificent wattle.  “Cluck, cluck,” Jake remarked.  “Cog-a-oo-l-oo!”

We continued past haphazardly collapsed stacks of slumbering pigs, apparently not the early risers who had curiously monitored our approach when we visited them one August morning with our out-of-town friend Kali.  (”Let’s go visit pigs!” we must have said that Sunday morning.  I’m sure she responded most enthusiastically.)

And then we saw them:  teams of horses and mules of various equine ethnicities hitched to rustic-looking plows.  I wondered if there have been any advances in horse-drawn plows in the past few decades, and, if so, whether there was a picturesque-ness requirement for the locals entering their teams in the College’s plow day.  As the farm is run entirely with natural methods and subsistence farming, it didn’t seem unreasonable that they would ban an approach that might be more efficient but less quaint-American-pastoral than the one we were witnessing.

There didn’t seem to be much organization to the plowing.  Teams entered and exited the field, plowed where they wished, and appeared beholden to no bosses.  A large dog loped across the path of some stolid plowers without any sign of awareness that she might think twice about her choices.  An eight-week-old brindled Catahoula puppy gave me and Jake a snuffle before tugging at his leash in a failed bid to join the bigger dog out on the field.

Contrary to our experience last month, Jake was not distressed by the horses.  Instead, he identified them eagerly and repeatedly — “Hoh-se!  Hoh-se!” — as if merely naming them was as satisfying as examining them up close.

It all seemed so idyllic that I didn’t think twice about allowing him to plop down in the middle of a field usually occupied by livestock to watch the bluegrass band performing atop the flatbed of an old pick-up truck or to make non-threatening attempts to climb the poles supporting one of the barbecue tents with a new three-year-old friend.  Nor, to my eternal Bad Mother shame, did I consider the possibility that there could be anything the least bit dangerous about offering my toddler son cider pressed on an old-fashioned press with great enthusiasm by barefoot college students using unwashed apples gathered from the nearby orchard.

“I hope they don’t let the pigs in the apple orchard,” Mike said, with a tad too much restraint to truly catch my attention.

“It’s a farm!  They don’t let the pigs in the apple orchard!” I replied with remarkable certainty for someone who knows not the first thing about farming, pigs, or — despite a few October visits to pick-your-own-applies orchards — picking apples.  As if to prove my point, I sent a good swig of my own cup of cider to Jake’s still-gestating sibling.

Maybe Mike was right.  Or maybe it had more to do with the fact that Jake ingested most of his cider by the questionable method of sticking a dirt- (and possibly horse manure-) covered hand into the cup and transferring the few drops that didn’t slide down his arms and drip off the ends of his elbows into his mouth.  But whatever did it, the results were not good.

At 5:45 that evening, Jake was in fine form, riding a stroller home from a romp in the park with me and babbling about his excitement to see Daddy back at home.  At 6:00 Mike was asking me if he had seemed okay at the park.  At 6:15, his temperature was beginning its climb to the 103-degree range where it hovered for the rest of the night.

All of which I am, as a mother, equipped to deal with.  Liquids, infant Tylenol, cuddles, banishing Mike to the daybed in the office so I can sleep next to my sick boy are all standard modes of operation around here.  I even maintained a remarkable state of calm when I awoke to my boy placing a puddle of vomit underneath his face and alarmingly close to mine.

It was a few minutes later when he began screaming inconsolably for his Daddy! that my confidence in my motherliness began to falter.

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Could Yoga Really Have Led Me to the Americans with Disabilities Act?

Yoga, I have always thought, saved me from the law.

I became a lawyer, in the narrative I have set up of my life, because I was blind to my heart.  It was the path my mind led me down, the safe, manageable world of knowledge and surface communication and clear organizing principles.

Sure, I told myself I went to law school to change the world.  Certainly not because my parents were begging me to do it.  But I also fully acknowledged, at the ripe old age of 24, that I would end up going to law school eventually, so why not do it while I was young?

I did, to my credit, fight the good fight.  Much of my first year was spent in tears as I tussled over the meaning of justice with other students who were plainly in the game to make six figures a year.  (We’re talking the pre-dot-com ’90’s, when you had to actually work your way up to a six-figure salary at a big law firm.)  I sought refuge in the nascent Columbia Journal of Gender & Law, reasoning that an organization run on consensus must be a warm and welcoming haven, even if we were, as it turns out, publishing articles about law by people who practiced and taught law.  I jumped at the chance to work in the Fair Housing Clinic during my third year and ended up feeling alienated and discouraged at the thought that once someone needs to consult a lawyer, there’s nothing much the lawyer can do to correct the harm she’s already suffered.

In other words, the law broke my heart over and over again.

But I didn’t know how to do anything else.  When I tried to think of something, I came up blank.  I had, after all, spent three years of my life and a great deal of my parents’ money getting a law degree.  I couldn’t imagine any other job for which I was fit.  I knew from a mercifully brief but unfortunate college experience that I am not the least bit suited to waiting tables, which surely meant I couldn’t take any chances on a creative-type lifestyle.

So I pursued the public interest dream.  I graduated from law school jobless.  I volunteered with some public interest organizations as I studied for the California Bar while living in my parents’ home.  (”You should reach for the stars,” my mother would say, her eyes shining with passion, as we crossed paths in the kitchen.  “Work for a law firm!”  Plainly, her universe is a lot smaller than mine.)  And I stumbled into a clerkship in DC, buying myself some time and some legal street cred.

Then the clerkship was over and I was back in the dispiriting search for public interest work.  Even at the time, I knew my heart wasn’t in it.  But I couldn’t see my way to anything else.  And when time was running out on my gainful employment and one of my co-clerks told me the law firm in which he had spent a summer was looking for associates, I dumped my resume in the mail and tried to forget about it.

In the interest of full disclosure, I did not work every weekend for the 22 months I lasted at the firm; in fact, I think I worked a grand total of three of them.  I billed exactly as many hours as were expected of me, took my vacation and holidays, and was lucky enough to work with some good partners on some good issues.  But I walked around much as I had in law school, with a big lump of tears crouching in my throat just underneath my smile.  Because I just did not know the person in the suit (even if it was tangerine orange with a skirt that fell a good six inches above my knee).

The only way I knew how to get out was to go to graduate school.  Because I know how to go to school, and I know it is a safe place, predictable, patterned.  I was in the American Studies program, but I was teaching a writing course at — you guessed it — the law school.  Before long my little brain started sussing out my options.  Law school teaching:  better salary than college teaching, shorter tenure track, less onerous requirements, lighter teaching loads . . .

Next thing I knew, I was an associate professor at St. Louis University Law School.  And, for a brief year or so, I was pretty sure I was happy.

Then I discovered yoga.  I discovered my heart.  I learned how to follow it instead of my head.  I began to see why, even when things were good, even when I was surrounded by friends, I was still deeply unhappy.  I quit my job to write.  I met my husband.  I started a life with him in which the occasional legal project is nothing more than a means of contributing to the mortgage, certainly not a part of who I am or how I would define myself.  And, of course, I discovered the joy of being a mother that led me to YogaMamaMe.

Then, today, I read an article about a piece of legislation passed yesterday by Congress.  It reversed a truly evil Supreme Court decision that had gutted the Americans with Disabilities Act and rendered hundreds of thousands of people with disabilities powerless to fight against discrimination.  And as I read about it I started to cry.

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